From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money
by admin on 1月.29, 2012, under Money From Home
From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money
Get ready for nonstop action when a bank-robbing gang of misfits heads to Mexico with the blueprints for the perfect million-dollar heist! But when one of the key crooks wanders into the wrong bar … and crosses the wrong vampire … the thieving cohorts one by one develop a thirst for blood to match their hunger for money! Ultimately, the last fully human burglar (Robert Patrick — THE FACULTY, STRIPTEASE, TERMINATOR 2) is forced to join with his arch rival, a Texas sheriff (Bo Hopkins — PHAN
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1月 29th, 2012 on 4:46 PM
Not a good film, but it never tries to be,
I’m not entirely sure why I rented this movie, but I suspect it’s because Bruce Campbell was involved. The thought of Bruce Campbell and Quentin Tarantino connected to a horror movie is enough to make me plunk down ten bucks to see anything they create in the theater. Fortunately, this movie went directly to video, so I didn’t waste my ten bucks.
Bruce isn’t really in the film. He’s in a film within a film and he dies early. Grrr. If you’re a fan of Tiffani-Amber Thiessen, she dies along with him.
And what do they die from? Why, bats of course. Vampire bats, to be precise. Bats figure as villains in this movie, which is unfortunate as they’re not particularly scary and look like bad Halloween decorations most of the time. Must all bats flop around like two fish connected by a wire hanger? Don’t any of them glide?
Anyway, the plot, such as it is, involves four guys planning to rob a bank in Mexico: C.W. the safecracker (Muse Watson), Ray Bob the dimwitted comedic relief (Brett Harrelson), Jesus the muscle (Raymod Cruz), and Buck the Main Character (Robert Patrick). Luther the mastermind (Duane Whitaker) is supposed to meet up with them at some random seedy hotel, but on the way he hits a bat.
No not the baseball bat, but a big vampire bat. He runs over it with his jeep then shoots it with his gun. Of course, that’s a vampire he shot, who eventually bites Luther. Luther decides to go on with the bank heist and keeps his appointment, slowly turning the other members into vampires.
“Why would vampires want to rob a bank?” asked Buck of Sheriff Lawson (Bo Hopkins), who was hunting him before they banded together to kill vampires.
“I suppose vampires need money too,” says Lawson.
Vampires in this series are super vulnerable to sunlight. They can turn into bats at will. They are invulnerable to most weapons but die if anything pokes through their heart (steel rods, antlers, you name it). But most hysterical of all, they are terrified of ANYTHING IN THE SHAPE OF A CROSS.
I have to restate the ludicrousness of this vulnerability, because at one point one of the vampires is upset by a CROSSBAR. That is, a naturally occurring series of right angles. At various moments throughout the movie, characters suddenly remember to make the sign of the cross with whatever their holding. Apparently, it never strikes anyone that they should just put up their fingers in a cross. Or their arms. Or two shoes.
Eventually, the Mexican police show up and then the carnage begins. In between, we have a homage to Reservoir Dogs, Psycho, and Evil Dead. In fact, the director (Scott Spiegel) takes the Sam-o-cam to new heights. We get the blood-puddle cam, the inside-a-vampire’s-mouth cam, and the ultra rare up-the-phone-cord cam. When a character cracks a safe, the camera moves around in circles from the dial on the safe’s point of view. When a character walks by a moving fan, we see the fan’s point of view. Inspired moviemaking at its finest.
In the middle of all this is the obligatory solar eclipse, which extends the carnage for another twenty minutes.
From Dusk Till Dawn: Texas Blood Money is not a good film, but it never tries to be. Completely unpretentious, it seeks to add to the direct-to-video horror bin. In that regard it succeeds admirably.
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|1月 29th, 2012 on 5:01 PM
I wanted to like it.,
Robert Patrick couldn’t save this. Bruce Campbell with his 5 minute cameo that had nothing to do with the rest of the movie couldn’t save it. So, what could have saved this movie from mediocredom. Well, better atmosphere, characterisation, and music would’ve been a start. On top of that the bland locations could’ve been changed and actually made interesting, but that didn’t happen. So, what we are left with is a movie that doesn’t have any likeable characters, acting that isn’t that great, boring locations, special effects that don’t have enough screen time, standard video fare soundtrack, no scares. This is a horror movie right? There is nothing that is either gross, scarey, or creepy about the movie at all. It’s not overlly violent. The R rating seems to come from a scene of the protagonists watching a porno in their motel room discussing other porns that they’ve seen. Does this scene help the movie? Well, an R rating won’t help it, so I guess not. Don’t see this movie, it’s not good.
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|1月 29th, 2012 on 5:29 PM
A great flick,
This was just as good as the first,excellent cast,how can so many people bad mouth this?
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